Monch

Monch is a very friendly Pallas Cat. However, Monch does not express this friendliness to homophobes and racists.

Monch's Procedure for Dealing with Homophobes, Racists, and Other Bigots:

 * Arrive at said bigot's house
 * Appear innocent to bigot
 * Convince bigot to give food to Monch
 * Steal their spine while they sleep

Monch will appear to your doorstep. You grow to love Monch. You bring food to Monch everyday. Then one day you come home late, and see, that Monch is already a big pallas cat. You go to your bed, and when you wake up next day, you don't have a spine anymore.

If you are nice, and sacrifice food to Monch, Monch will protect you from the evil forces. Monch is a good, happy monchy friend, who will make your life much better.